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I recently found myself copulating on a couch in an expansive Manhattan apartment, surrounded by glistening, naked strangers. I’m not addicted to sex or porn (though if you search my browser history, you might find some questionable URLs…).

I guess you could say I’ve always been sexually adventurous, but it’s nothing that could be classified as a fetish or weird.

When you move to New York, no one really tells you that you might have to survive a sex party.

The venues tend to vary (loft spaces, luxury hotels, etc…), but this one happened to be in a private apartment. But if you think you can just buy a ticket and show up for some sex, think again.

You won’t officially get acceptance and confirmation of the location until you have registered and passed inspection…

Sex Party Rule # 4: Things Can Start Innocently, And By Innocently, I Mean With Porn I pressed the buzzer and gave the password, “Genie.” Inside, it felt like any other swanky cocktail party. Let go, don’t think about it, and enjoy the party for what it is: a gathering of New Yorkers who share the same interest.

Pretty people sipped Champagne or vodka on the rocks, chatting away in groups, while a reel of porn played on the flatscreen television behind the pool table. Sex Party Rule #5: Let Your Inhibitions Go, Because Sh*t Is About To Get Weird Each party is themed, and this particular theme was “Arabian Nights”. It’s like New York Road Runners, except horizontal and naked.

I sipped my Champagne and stood behind my date, desperately trying to avoid eye contact as the belly dancer shimmied her way into a crowd and began pulling poor fools into the circle to undulate with her. Sex Party Rule #9: Get Involved While you could spend your time watching (without feeling like a perv! I grabbed my date, said a silent apology to my Mom, and led him into the playroom. I scooped up my clothing in one swoop, and dashed out of the playroom to the safety of the staging area, although, at this point, even the staging area was strewn with naked bodies.

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